A Talk with God
Are you there God? It’s me…Karm!
I’m just checking in to see if you got my last memo. I realize that when one door closes another one opens, but you never sent me the map to get to the door.
Wednesday I googled “open door” to see if there was a map online. I found a few yoga studios and a baptist church but they’re all located in Boston, and you know how I hate to drive in the city.
Thursday I programmed my GPS to help me find the “open door.” I don’t think the dive bar 80 miles from home was exactly what you had in mind for me…at least I hope not.
Today I’m going to the mall. There are a lot of open doors there. Maybe I’ll get lucky. I need a pair of red heels so the trip won’t be a total waste if I don’t find the right door.
Please email me the map as soon as possible. I’m karmic but not psychic. I’ll check my inbox later today.
BTW please ignore yesterday’s prayer. I can wait on the Caribbean cruise. I’m too busy to travel right now anyway.
Peace, love and forever yours,
(your quintessential goddess)