We Need to Talk

Are you there God? It’s me, Karm. We need to talk.

I entered the world of dating two years ago and it’s been a crazy ride.  After being married for 17 years I was stunned by how complicated dating is.  No matter what I do I can’t seem to simplify it.  I suppose there are simple ingredients needed to find the right mix but maybe not. HELP!! I think I need a dating coach.

It’s not that I don’t meet eligible men because I lost count of how many I’ve met. I just don’t meet men that have what it takes to stand the test of time.  I was more than glad to let some of them go, but seriously depressed about walking away from one or two of them.

Notice I”m not complaining about a lack of sex. Finding a naked man is never a problem. If all I want is a naked man beside me, that’s  easy. There are a lot more men who want to get me naked than treat me to a lunch.  If they figured out that they have to feed me too it would be like hitting the lottery.

That’s about as simple as it gets for me.  What do I know?  My friend calls me a rookie and she’s right.  I’m still learning everything the hard way…trial and error.  At this point the errors are starting to pile up and I’m aggravated.

Do you think you could send me a man who can afford to treat me to dinner and is also a Viagra junkie?  I really liked the hot Italian lover from the Bronx that I dated last year (hint, hint).  That would make me so happy.

Love and Peace and Forever Yours,

Karm
(Your Quintessential Goddess)

“Simple pleasures are the last healthy refuge in a complex world.“ — Oscar Wilde

Absolute Beginners lyrics
I’ve nothing much to offer
There’s nothing much to take
I’m an absolute beginner
And I’m absolutely sane

As long as we’re together
The rest can go to hell
I absolutely love you
But we’re absolute beginners
With eyes completely open
But nervous all the same

Chorus:
If our love song
Could fly over mountains
Could laugh at the ocean
Just like the films
There’s no reason
To feel all the hard times
To lay down the hard lines
It’s absolutely true

Nothing much could happen
Nothing we can’t shake
Oh, we’re absolute beginners
With nothing much at stake

As long as you’re still smiling
There’s nothing more I need
I absolutely love you
But we’re absolute beginners
But if my love is your love
We’re certain to succeed

Chorus:
If our love song
Could fly over mountains
Could sail over heartaches
Just like the films
There’s no reason
To feel all the hard times
To lay down the hard lines
It’s absolutely true

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About Karmic Diva

I'm a song in the key of life, a work in progress, a diamond in the rough. I write, scribble, babble and doodle endlessly. I'm here to love and learn. -Karmic Diva-

Posted on May 9, 2012, in Dating & Sex, Humor, Music, Relationships, Writing and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 28 Comments.

  1. you ought to know he is mine. I have loved him since junior high : )

  2. I love David Bowie, this is an awesome track and I also love the video to it… This complements your post rather well. 🙂 I had really high hopes of him singing this when I went to see him, but he never did… 😦 Still, the rest was supreme!

    Okay, now to your actual post. Go you on the dating front. I reckon that if me and my man split I couldn’t be bothered with going through all the dating stuff again. I hate dates. I also hate all of the rules and the game playing, I need to cut through the BS and know where I’m at, you know?

    Great post, as always, Karm. I’m routing for you, hope you find that Viagra charged guy, who’s an awesome cook! 🙂

  3. A true man will be, not only able, but willing to rise to the occasion and stand the test of time. He will not fear expressing how he truly feels (because he will truly have feelings other than hungry and horny), and he will care more deeply for you than himself.

  4. GF, GF, GF! lol….I know for myself, the kind of man you’re talking about was married to me! lol…But God needed him worse then I did apparently…sigh…It’s VERY hard to find a man that truly shows ALL of himself to a woman, inside & out..In both of my profiles on two different dating sites, I’ve been very upfront about myself, letting them know that I also already live with someone…My MOTHER! lol…Maybe it’s just me…Most guys seem to only want one thing…er….Well, let’s not go there…ha! BUT on each date I’ve had,, they have always taken me to a nice dinner, except for one in Ohio…Taco Bell drive through!!! LMBO! Sometimes I think maybe God just wants me to date, but be alone Who knows?? Until then, we’ll just keep muddling through, never giving up the hope that some decent, sexy guy just MIGHT come along soon! Hugs!

    • Some women pay for lunch and give up the booty too!! OMG Taco Bell drive thru

      • Yeah & that’s not all! He handed me a five dollar bill…I told him there was nine cents in the console! OMG…I thought I’d die! Worse then that, H.? I was driving MY Chevy HHR!!!! GRRRRR!!!!! lol

      • You better send God a memo too!!

      • Yeah…Dear God,
        I know this guy says he works hard & I believe him…BUT, couldn’t he have at least driven & taken me to Subway???? LMBO! Seriously, though, I liked him! He still calls, thinks maybe we should get married someday! lol! Go figure! I just laugh ! He’s very likeable & not pretentious…I’m not fancy, but even KFC might have been nice! I have to admit, though, that he said he was so nervous when we met & that he could kick his behind if he could reach it for taking me to Taco Bell… but remember, I took HIM! Lord! LMBO!

  5. I was having basically the same thoughts earlier today. I’ve managed to reform so many different aspects of my life and character, but romance and a serious relationship have remained out of my grasp. I just don’t fucking get it!!

  6. Lol. Maybe I should send up my request in that fashion. Tall, hot, cooks, lots of muscles, great behind. Amen. 😉

  7. You only want sex and food?? Lucky you!

  8. I have just discovered your blog and enjoyed it very much. I look forward to more. I also invite you to visit my blog.

  9. I’m convinced that the only people who can play the dating game are the ones who are in it for the dates, not a lasting relationship.

  10. Oh boy.. Great post. My mistakes have piled up too & I’ve been frustrated by the sadly unbalanced ratio of men wanting sex guys vs relationship guys. Hope you find some guidance through your prayers.. And I do too!

  11. I’m dating with an open mind right now. It’s a whole new freedom to not be looking for a relationship.

  12. love is a serendipitous one

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