This weekend was pure entertainment on the dating site. A few emails from not so suitable suitors had me laughing my butt off. I wouldn’t give up this strange and enlightening world of online dating., even if I meet “the one.” I’m there for the drama and I’m seldom disappointed. This is what crawled into my inbox this weekend.
“I need pussy.” – hankypanky13
“I eat pussy and dont have no shame to say it. Now ill pay 250 if u let me eat yours” – thicknrich
“I just made a Peanut Butter and Potato Chip Pizza…..it is freaking EPIC. I would love to cook for you.” – hardslammer
“u cute as hell. u know how to ride a dick or give head?” – blacksac
“Hit me up cute sweet girl looking to kick it” – metalmonkey
“Nice guy-pick me” – bemybabegrl
“Am big but don’t worry- – I’ll be gentle” – creamonme
“Well I’m not goiong to lie I just sepreated from My wife(5/23/12). I have been married for 5 years. It’s up to you to decide weather or not i’m am right for You, or not. I just would like the chance to meet you and tell you about myself, my life and where it is going and what I expect from Myself and My future.” – truckmanron
:I am a divorced, fit, fun, intelligent, romantic, successful, and fun loving man. Lean, clean, not mean, and have a clear conscience. You should contact me if you are a happy and positive person that wants to enjoy life. Are you dizzy yet?” – onlywantstolove
“I am new on here searching for that woman with whom i can develop a serious relationship from a friendship stage into something serious someday, I think I’m not mistakenly, taking this bold step to write you,well i believed that love could be found anywhere in the world. As far as friendship, trust and commitment can be kept, My name is Johnson, I’m presently working with the United Nation affiliated with US Army in Afghanistan as a detective agent, i investigate crime and i also work as a secret agent, Can you tell me little about your self? Will stop here and will be waiting to hear from you soon..i want you to know am not always on here but I will like to read back from you if you are interested thanks.” – texascowboy7
HUH? Wake up guys. If you’re ever going to get laid you have to do a lot better than that. I might be horny but I’m not stupid. The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it. These guys all have one thing in common…bad aim. Am I on the dating site from hell?
Your best friend on any dating site is your delete button. Ready, aim, fire!
(laughing my sweet silly sexy karmic diva ass off)
It pays to be fearless. Love to all…Karm