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30 Women in 30 Days – Day 6

Be confident. Too many days are wasted comparing ourselves to others and wishing to be something we aren’t. Everybody has their own strengths and weaknesses, and it is only when you accept everything you are and aren’t that you will truly succeed. – Unknown

When life gets you down blow bubbles.

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My Rant

If adults act like children why not treat them like children?

Temper tantrums are so unattractive.

Some days I want to yell “shut the hell up and go to your time out corner.”

Chick Lit Award

There’s a great group of talented writers on Word Press known for their adult fiction for mature readers.  Erotica writers don’t always get the credit they deserve so I came up with a special award to celebrate their contribution to the blogging world.

-The Chick Lit Award-

The rules are:

NO RULES

I don’t want to forget anyone so I’ll refrain from nominating individuals.  If you’re a writer in this genre you can decide for yourself if you want to accept the award or not.  I want to give honorable mention to  Kyle Mew who gave me the twisted idea for this.  Keep writing and having fun.

Giggles

It’s been awhile since I’ve checked in with something interesting to talk about. It’s not because I was having a torrid love affair with an undiscovered love child of Virginia Wolfe and Kurt Vonnegut.  I wasn’t on a world tour interviewing infamous sodoku fans for my next terminally unpublished novel.  I don’t even have a decent naked butt shot to show you that my time away was fabulous.  I wasn’t on Kyle Mew’s list of people to do during his recent visit to the U.S.  I guess he didn’t get to Boston (sigh).

Now that I’ve told you all the fun stuff I didn’t do on my summer break…

Between being a beach bum and getting new art projects ready for a big show next month I’ve been very busy.  I took time off to photograph and paint landscapes outdoors, read a few good books and just relax in a beach chair by the ocean.  I had so many enlightening conversations with imaginary friends, which I’ll save for another time.  Perhaps I can tell you a few stories about the guys I’m dating.  A couple of epiphanies might also be worth sharing.

Summer doesn’t last long here in the northeast. It would have been such a waste to spend the whole summer on my computer. I’ve been reading a lot of your posts to keep up with the news. I follow some really great inspiring writers so I’m glad to be back.

Ciao…Karm

Spam? Really?

I’ve been posting comments and instead of showing up on the comment page they disappear.

Apparently they’re ending up in your spam folder.  My comments have been rescued, fished out and saved by a lot of you.

I have no idea why this is happening.   If you see my blog comments in your spam folder please rescue them.

I am not spam!

 

Bagged and Tagged

Dear Miss Katykins at beforeiforget

There’s no challenge too big for the diva!  You tagged me so I’m going to play. I loved reading the answers to your questions, and quite liked the questions you asked me.

Here are the game rules:
Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post
Create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged
Tag (eleven) people with a link to your post
Let them know they’ve been tagged

1. What is your favourite ice-cream flavour and why? I’m a chocolate addict so anything with chocolate works for me

2. Do blondes really have more fun? I’ve never been a blonde but I still have fun

3. What is the weirdest dream that you remembering having? (I’m talking sleepy dream here.) Once I was chased by a tiger and I had to fly to get away from it

4. Did you grow to become/do what you always dreamed of as a child? If not, why not? I never became a rock star like I wanted to for obvious reasons (you don’t want to hear me sing)

5. What is the most annoying fad that you’ve ever succumbed to?  I had a Joan Jett haircut in the early 80’s and it looked ridiculous on me

6. If you could steal someone’s identity for a day, who would you be and what you would you do as them?  I would love to be superman for a day. With all his superpowers it would be exhausting but I think I could do it.

7. Where would you most and least like to visit in the world? My first choice is London and Paris. My last choice is Afghanistan.

8. What, in your opinion, is one of the best/most useful inventions ever and why? The printing press and the internet are equally amazing inventions. Ironically, the printing press gave the world books and the internet made them nearly obsolete

9. If you could be any other species, what would you hope to be? I would love to be a cat

10  If you could see one music act dead or alive, back stage, first class treatment, who would it be and where and why?  David Bowie anywhere, anytime. It would be a thrill to meet him

11. Do you have any superstitions? I was sure my rabbit’s foot would bring me good luck.  It’s bad luck to open an umbrella in the house. Garlic keeps vampires away.  

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These are my questions for you to answer.

1. What is the name of your generation (X, Y, baby boomer)?

2. What is worse, a broken heart or death?

3. Describe a pet peeve of yours.

4. Describe something in the past you regret.

5. If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life what food would you choose?

6. What is your favorite holiday?

7. What do you like to do in your free time?

8. Do you prefer coffee or tea or something else?

9.  Name some things that scare you.

10. Name items you love to shop for.

11.  Would you change your sex for a day?  Why?

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Now the moment you’ve all been waiting for.  Who is tagged next?

I have a lot of new followers that I haven’t had a chance to get to know yet.  I’ll work on a list and notify the 11 lucky bloggers as soon as it’s ready.  All my best to you Miss Katykins.  Thanks.

Facebook Junkie

I’m finally on Facebook, the demon of social media.

I’m sitting alone here in my tiny dark corner of Facebook waiting for your visit.

Please come and see me and my new Facebook page and for heaven sakes…
Like me!!

http://www.facebook.com/SimplyKarmicDiva

Karmic Diva is now on Facebook!

Simply Karmic Diva waits for your arrival.

It pays to be fearless.  Love to all…Karm

Reader Appreciation Award

To all my dear followers,

Thank you for taking the time to read my posts and share your comments.

Please accept this Reader Appreciation Award

There are no requirements or rules. Just post it on your blog, share it with your favorite bloggers and enjoy!

Blogroll

Hello, My Sin Is...,

I’m Not Lost, Just Weird,

Freedom to a Full Life,

beforeiforget,

So Sassy and Single, 

Dumb Workers,

Her Favorite Juice,

The World According to Woman,

Viciously Sweet,

Lady Romp,

zendictive,

The Narcissist,

Peace the consciousness..,

brainsnorts inc,

Running Naked with Scissors,

A Dissolute Life Means,

Broken Sparkles,

Cold Dead Heart,

My Destiny 2011,

Swirling Turnip,

Subhan Zein,

Erik Christian,

A Faded Romantic’s Notebook,

Goss Coaching,

Search 4 a Soulmate,

Staked in the Heart,

400 Days til 40,

Evoking the Deep,

Everyday Climb,

Crystal Delusions,

Dirty Little Whispers,

Theo Black,

poetry, pics, prose…,

Sillyfrog’s Blog,

Life with Blondie,

Angela Sheila,

EroticExploration,

Full Time Gangsta,

snarkysnatch,

Keys to Attraction,

Musing by Moonlight,

kylemew,

Blame it on Disney,

Discovery,

sorryiamnotsorry,

Author Thelma Cunningham, 

Poetic Journey,

Honest,

Sailor of Tears,

Mindful Drawing.

Mortal Hearts with Immortal Souls,

Beyond Words,

Online Dating Journal,

Have a Dream,

Black Door Press,

Zen and Genki,

Dean J. Baker,

Written Words Never Die,

silentlyheardonce,

theforgottenwife,


Please don’t feel obligated to accept an award from me. Some bloggers prefer to remain virginal when it comes to being nominated for awards. Just know you have followers who read and appreciate your blog enough to give you the recognition we think you deserve.

Unsuitable Suitors

This weekend  was pure entertainment on the dating site.  A few emails from not so suitable suitors had me laughing my butt off.  I wouldn’t give up this strange and enlightening world of online dating., even if I meet “the one.”  I’m there for the drama and I’m seldom disappointed.  This is what crawled into my inbox this weekend.

 “I need pussy.” – hankypanky13

“I eat pussy and dont have no shame to say it. Now ill pay 250 if u let me eat yours” –  thicknrich

“I just made a Peanut Butter and Potato Chip Pizza…..it is freaking EPIC. I would love to cook for you.”  – hardslammer

“u cute as hell. u know how to ride a dick or give head?” – blacksac

“Hit me up cute sweet girl looking to kick it” –  metalmonkey

“Nice guy-pick me” –  bemybabegrl

“Am big but don’t worry- – I’ll be gentle” –  creamonme

“Well I’m not goiong to lie I just sepreated from My wife(5/23/12). I have been married for 5 years. It’s up to you to decide weather or not i’m am right for You, or not. I just would like the chance to meet you and tell you about myself, my life and where it is going and what I expect from Myself and My future.” – truckmanron

:I am a divorced, fit, fun, intelligent, romantic, successful, and fun loving man. Lean, clean, not mean, and have a clear conscience. You should contact me if you are a happy and positive person that wants to enjoy life. Are you dizzy yet?” –  onlywantstolove

“I am new on here searching for that woman with whom i can develop a serious relationship from a friendship stage into something serious someday, I think I’m not mistakenly, taking this bold step to write you,well i believed that love could be found anywhere in the world. As far as friendship, trust and commitment can be kept, My name is Johnson, I’m presently working with the United Nation affiliated with US Army in Afghanistan as a detective agent, i investigate crime and i also work as a secret agent, Can you tell me little about your self? Will stop here and will be waiting to hear from you soon..i want you to know am not always on here but I will like to read back from you if you are interested thanks.” –  texascowboy7

HUH?  Wake up guys. If you’re ever going to get laid you have to do a lot better than that.  I might be horny but I’m not stupid.  The odds of hitting your target go up dramatically when you aim at it.   These guys all have one thing in common…bad aim.   Am I on the dating site from hell?

Your best friend on any dating site is your delete button.  Ready, aim, fire!  

LMSSSKDAO
(laughing my sweet silly sexy karmic diva ass off)

It pays to be fearless.  Love to all…Karm

Awards, Awards, Awards

Good morning ladies and gents,

Happy Sunday! It’s time to give recognition to some of my fellow bloggers. If you’re wondering if I even read your posts,  the answer is yes.  I do my best to keep up with all your new posts everyday.

I recently received quite a few awards from you.  Please don’t think I don’t appreciate them if I don’t respond right away.  It takes a lot of time to get them ready to post.

What I like best about awards is that I can give them back to the bloggers who entertain, challenge and titillate  my imagination.

Award #1

To all my followers,

I’ve mentioned a small group of bloggers who have been very encouraging.  There are many more. I would like all my followers to accept this award.  Thank you for taking the time to read my posts and share your comments.

Please accept this Reader Appreciation Award
There are no requirements or rules. Just post it on your blog, share it with your favorite bloggers and enjoy!

The Old Heave Ho,   My Destiny 2011, Hello, My Sin Is..., I’m Not Lost, Just Weird, Freedom to a Full Life, Ms. Katykins at beforeiforget, So Sassy and Single,  Miss Z at  Blame it on DisneyDumb WorkersBeyond Words,  Sailor of Tears,   Author Thelma Cunningham,  Online Dating Journal, Her Favorite Juice,   Poetic Journey,   Mortal Hearts with Immortal Souls,   Zen and Genki,  Black Door Press,   Written Words Never Die,   Have a Dream,   Discovery,   The World According to Woman,   Viciously Sweet,   Lady Romp,   zendictive, The Narcissist

Courtesy of The Narcissist

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Award #2

I was nominated for my 2nd, 3rd and 4th Sunshine Award by Author Thelma CunninghamOnline Dating Journal and Keys to Attraction.  Many thanks to The Narcissist for nominating me for my first Sunshine Award.  Thank you all so much for thinking of me.  It’s an honor.

Rules for this award:

  • Answer 10 questions about yourself
  • Nominate 10-12 other awesome bloggers and let them know.
  • Post the award on your blog
  • Post a link back to the blogger who nominated you

10 random things about me…

1.  I refuse to eat burnt toast. I throw it away and try again

2. What is worse, a broken heart or death?  You never forget a broken heart; you never remember your death

3. I never tolerate abusive language or behaviors

4. What is your favorite holiday? July 4th: I love parades and fireworks

5. If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life what food would you choose? chocolate

6. If you could live as long as you like, how long would you live? I would live forever if I could

7. Would you change sexes for a day? absolutely, I would like to pee standing up

 8. Have you ever met the man of your dreams when you were on vacation? I met someone fabulous on a cruise to Bermuda once. He was a dream come true

9 What is a perfect date for you? He shows up with a pulse and leaves with a pulse

10. What annoys you about yourself? I spend too much time on my computer

I nominate these bloggers for the Sunshine Award

Her Favorite Juice,   Poetic Journey,   Mortal Hearts with Immortal Souls,   Zen and Genki,  Black Door Press,   Written Words Never Die,   Have a Dream,   Discovery,   The World According to Woman, The Old Heave Ho

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Award #3

The rules are:

  • Write 7 things about yourself.
  • Nominate 7 creative bloggers for this award and let them know.
  • Post the award on your blog and link back to the one who nominated you.

I am nominating these bloggers for the Kreativ Blogger Award:

Hello, My Sin Is, Freedom to a Full Life,  beforeiforget, So Sassy and Single,   Blame it on DisneyBeyond Words,  The Narcissist

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All my awards are listed on my AWARDS page. Thank you again to everyone who honored me with an award.  All my best…Karm